Monday, 25 March 2013

JUST FOR LAUGHS....

Yesterday i came  across this article that i thought i should share with you. I found it in a marketing magazine and it was written by some author named Brenda Wakiagi. The article was about the power of branding. I think its a great piece with a light touch, just what you need before the Easter holidays.

So here we go:

1st scenario: You go to a party, see a a very beautiful girl, you walk to her and say 'am great in bed, so how about it?' that is DIRECT MARKETING.


2nd scenario: You are at a party, you give your friend a buck and she goes over to that beautiful chick and says 'my friend over there is great in bed, so how a bout it? that's ADVERTISING.

3rd scenario: You somehow get her mobile number, you chat her awhile and say, hey, am great in bed so how about it? that's TELE-MARKETING

4th scenario: You go to to a party and you recognize the girl, refresh her memory and get her to laugh and giggle, then you say, am great in bed so how about it? that's CUSTOMER RELATIONSHIP MANAGEMENT.

5th scenario: You stand straight. You talk soft and smooth, you open doors for ladies, you smile like a dream, you set an aura around you playing Mr.  Gentleman and then you say, am great in bed so how about it? that's HARD SELLING.

6th scenario: You to a party, SHE COMES OVER TO YOU and says, ' hi, i hear you are great in bed so how about it? NOW THAT is the power of branding.......

Enjoy your day and happy times this coming Easter    


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